don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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