I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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