remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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