whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
