he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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