Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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