he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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