So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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