I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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