how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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