I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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