Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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