Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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