Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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