so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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