i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the day after is always just damage control
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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