Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Never joke about your clitoris.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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