Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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