Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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