So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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