I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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