Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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