Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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