I hope mine doesn't look like that
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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