spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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