You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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