i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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