hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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