ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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