How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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