I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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