I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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