i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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