Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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