do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
