I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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