What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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