Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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