My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
