This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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