Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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