woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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