all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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