i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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