Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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