Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
