it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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