i would punch a child for taco bell
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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