How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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