I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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