3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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