Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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