Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
What a dumb baby whore.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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