i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
