Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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