covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I will pee on everything he values.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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