White coat. Heels.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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