found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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